November 28, 2005

All Rolled Into One

Sometimes someone actually manages to roll several politically divisive issues into one ingeniously offensive sentence… or in this case, song title. Below is an excerpt from a rant by my friend Schultz, about his version of a reality tv “making the band” type show.

Whoever survived the first round snort-off would go on to the next contest - Playing A Small Very Conservative Redneck Town In Mississippi And Getting Arrested For Indecent Exposure. Anyone who did not get sent to jail would be cut. Again, no music would be necessessary for this scene, but I have the feeling that the winning contestant would go that extra mile and write a special song, such as “Exposing My Gay Penis To Stem Cells Of An Athiest Abortion. . .Which Is Evolving.”

It takes a special kind of talent to write that kind of a song title. Wow.